I really like bears. okay?

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

this is twice as true in the winter

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

listen up "bro", if that even is your real name,

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

No Noise November, everybody stfu next month

never forget your number one audience is yourself. if you're not having fun, then what's the point?