A Tablet A Day Doesn't Keep The Stupid Away

Mhmmmmmm 🙄

Me: Sure! Just leave a note in the file why we filled it early.

"My husband goes to Dr Silver. I don't know who this Dr Green is!"

"I apologise for that error. I will fix it right away in our system."

"This is a very serious mistake! Now I'm worried you gave us the wrong medication!"

"I can assure you that it's the correct medication. The doctors have very similar licenses and the handwriting wasn't very clear."

She continues to ask me questions about the medication, which I gladly answer. She's still upset and not the nicest, so I decided to crack a joke to lighten up the mood before ending the conversation and hanging up.

"Okay ma'am it's fixed. Look, you got a different colour. Instead of getting silver, you got green!"

"This is not a joke. It's not funny"

She hangs up right after.

I can't dispense this to my patients! The pharmaceutical company literally just slapped a tiny sticker on the box and called it a day.

Me: