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My Jeep made a funny joke today. 😂

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the way dan looked at phil after telling him he won either way you look at it, from the mistake or the new score after the patreon dates
happy Valentine's day, Babe.
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Shane Hollander wrote this
Um actually Dan and Phil wrote this
7 DAYS OF DAN AND PHIL [2/7] ↳ phil's presents to dan, 2009 vs. 2024

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oh dan <<33
people getting upset at tyler oakley for theorising that dan and phil might get engaged this year on his podcast when the topic was People We Think Might Get Engaged This Year CAN YOU ALLLL GETTTT A GRIPPPPP. he is not being weird or invasive he is lightheartedly gossiping about pop culture on his light hearted pop culture gossip podcast. you have GOT to stop treating every mention of dan and phil being in a relationship or theories of what they might do next as some sinister plan to leech off their popularity or invade their privacy like they are public figures not your five year old little brothers who you need to protect from the evil evil words of... tyler oakley
so Phil had the opportunity to dress Dan up and he... made him cosplay as Sam the Surfer? ok funniest man alive
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I love it when Dan dislike labubu so much, but once Phil gifted him one (and probably said it reminds him of Dan or some cutesy shit)... he's like....its so ME and i love it.
pulling up that part of the date night video where dan is all up in phil's face mocking him like "yeeessss, yes, I know you. you loser" because that's exactly what this is 😭 phil just knows him TOO well. with enough time and resources he could probably find a colour dan would actually like wearing, even if he had to go down to the hex code.
phil's ex: yeah i watched your podcast and i think your boyfriend has really bad jealousy issues btw you should probably address those
phil, who's exactly where he wants to be with said jealous boyfriend:
the funniest thing about jealous dan is that he truly has nothing to be jealous about. phil took one look at him 16 years ago and did a generational lock in, he locked in so hard he went back into the closet, phil was watching that nerd play ddr and was actively falling in love with him
yknow what i think it's kinda fucked up that we're all drawing a real couple making out like they don't even need to look at art of that they can just go do that and that's messed up
"i didnt see a lot of yaoi on the timeline" YOU CAN JUST GO DO THAT YOURSELVES
— the witch from hansel and gretel, probably

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brutal
poor Dan.
theres been an influx of new blogs into our space since the hard launch, and it's been awesome to see how lively things have been 💕 here's a few tips for those of you who may be new to tumblr specifically:
tags don't transfer: there's not really much of a point in reblogging something with the exact 'broad' tags that op would use when making a post (such as 'dan and phil') unless you're planning on using that tag to specifically search it on your blog later. if you want to, pick 1 or 2 specific tags you'll specifically use to search with.
don't tag unrelated things on an original post: there's no algorithm, so using tags for 'visibility' when making a post will not do so, but it will lead to people who use that tag properly to getting annoyed at you for doing it
replying in a reblog: replying to a post does not work like twitter where it's a quote tweet and you respond 'publicly'. more often than not, your side comment goes in the tags (this is why you dont spam include every possible tag, as mentioned above).
reblog things: reblogging can be intimidating, but it's the only way this platform works. likes don't do anything, as there isn't a true algorithm (if youre in algorithm mode, turn it off in settings as most users don't use it) the more you reblog, the more someone gets to know your blog. by writing things in the tags, people get a feel for your personality. it's all connected.
making friends: the best way to make friends in this community is to make or share posts, send positive asks, and be yourself. someone here will match your freak, it just takes patience. but also, if someone isn't matching the vibe, they may not be open to new friends rn and that's okay. there's lots of us here.
it's okay to make a mistake: don't worry about 'messing up' tumblr etiquette--we were all new at some point. you're allowed to learn and grow. but once you're aware of a mistake, just work to fix it/don't repeat it. watch how your favourite bloggers blog, and imitate them. soon enough it'll feel second nature.
i wish you the best of luck! be kind 💕