Fish

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

You know what we need? A classic Dan and Phil games challenge. I want to see a silly little printed sticker go up on that silly little board.

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

I think the only people that can be edited to Venus as a Boy by Björk are Link (loz) and Phil Lester

"i don't like noises that are a bit shrill in my ear" phil. babe. have you met your boyfriend.

yeah dan really can't talk shit about phil dyeing everything green when he left because i'm so certain if phil left him home alone dan would crash out just as bad. he just thinks he's better at being apart because he was on tour and had shit to do. i was there reading your eighteen tweets a day any time phil went to visit his parents for like two days girl you can't fool me

six months ago if phil had asked dan "what's your dream wedding" we would've had to sit there and listen to a 6 minute rant on all the reasons why the whole concept of marriage is wholly unappealing to dan yada yada. instead today he went "im not doing a destination thing" without missing a beat