Fish

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

that first ‘mr and mr hard’ during the pre shows of the hr tour is gonna hit like heroine

my favourite thing about phil sharing the pinof kiss with dan through youtube is their wanking material having a view counter

showing up nightly to the devils sacrament, pretending not to notice as it hits triple digits. young love 🫶

Petition for Dan and Phil to post the pride video anyway but just censor the brands name

companies only wanting palatable and censored queer content for their partnerships is so depressing. bitch you could have had dan and phil.