spades

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

this is from the 2000’s btw

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

"fed" is like a Hyper Insult that can lay waste to your opponent when they're disagreeing with you about something lgbt-related.

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

Okay, fiiiiine. We can do Brutalist Neo-Gothic for the next dungeon theme – on one condition: for every giant inscrutable concrete human face you add, I get to add a giant inscrutable concrete human ass.

...Fine, but they better be actually inscrutable. I was able to scrute the human asses you put in our last dungeon with relative ease.