local kingslayer

You have merch?!?

Yeah here

Jimmy “The Hammer” Valentine on WMEW 99.9 while I’m trying to decide which cats to take to the moon

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

Unmute to hear the lion kitten’s reaction

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible