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Dads love to talk about roads. Whatd u take to get on the highway. Whatd you take to get off the highway

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so when are they gonna publish a book with all their tips on where to get the best festive foods and drinks in london?
I’m gonna do hard ‘cause I’m hard. Phil’s a normie confirmed.
I don’t think he’s gonna have a singing career.
nothing like pulling these bad boys out after a long day am i right boys. clack clack motherfucker

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HELLO ME AND JAKE HERE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FUN NIGHT OF BANTZ AND CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!
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PLEASE COME JOIN FOR FUN!!!!
COME PLAY WITH US WE’RE DESPERATE
The endless cycle of not wanting to get in the shower and then not wanting to get out of the shower
I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted daughter is, in fact, a 40-pound sheep, one of roughly two dozen that live in my back yard.
It isn’t even a lie, I raised that lamb on a bottle from the day she was born, as far as she’s concerned I’m her mom. And as long as I’m vague enough, the problems of dealing with sheep sound totally believable as human toddler parenting problems. “Oh yeah, my daughter’s two, she always puts everything in her mouth.” “Ugh, my daughter is always climbing on stuff, I swear she’s part mountain goat!”
I live for seeing how long I can keep it up before someone asks to see a picture of my little darling. “Sure!” I say, “Here she is! Isn’t she adorable?” then relish the horrified confusion when they see this tiny little brown sheep like:
It’s the best thing. It’s my favorite thing I’ve ever done, next to raising sheep in the first place.
I love this, your daughter is Beautiful!
exposing @phanrotic as per request all my buds in cards against humanity, this is who you choose to win everytime u choose jake’s card EXPOSED
i feel so exposed
i also genuinely do not remember typing most of that
alright

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♡ happy boys ♡

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