Me: I don’t feel like reading smut. I kinda just want fluff or angst to take its place
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Me: eXCUSE ME???? I READ THAT SHIT
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Me: I don’t feel like reading smut. I kinda just want fluff or angst to take its place
Tumblr: we’re getting rid of anything sexual
Me: eXCUSE ME???? I READ THAT SHIT

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Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape
THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN
things she did twice: THAT
Honestly, the Babadook officially being recognized as a gay icon is the greatest thing to happen so far in 2017.

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This is too much adorableness <3<3<3
I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.
June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.
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I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious
I have had this scheduled since december
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
How…dare…
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
This has been in my queue since april 25th, 2014
My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

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Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
Aesthetic
Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.
As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.
But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.
Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!
In case you forgot, take a look at this!
If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!
And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!
well that was much shorter than usual
she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short
Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain?
In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.
It doesn’t matter what it’s for.
You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?
For college?
To put a downpayment on a house?
Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?
Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.
And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.
So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.
“What if I spend the money that day?”
Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.
And yes, this system literally kills people.
Oh…shit.
I had to look into this and this only counts if you are getting SSD and SSI.
http://www.disabilitysecrets.com/how-much-can-i-have-in-assets-and-get-disability.html#
My mate, that’s literally what I’m talking about. That’s what the benefits are called. They’re the programs in which the compensation is dispersed.
There are a few other benefits you can get, of course, like Food Stamps but as far as government compensation for expenses given to you because you’re disabled, almost everything falls into those two categories. You’re bringing nothing new to the table here. You’re just giving the broccoli a name.
My source:
Me, the crippled author who lost her benefits and knows what she’s talking about I mean have a little faith.
So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana
Paint it black
From the label on the bottle:
Instructions: Thin with water to increase flow as required. Paint with it.
Stuart Semple is so full of gentle but pointed snark and a burning desire for accessible art, I love him. I love that no matter what Anish Kapoor does, Stuart Semple will be there, making fun of him and selling affordable art supplies to anyone who wants them.

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once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product
once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”
Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat
once a girl in my world history class asked me if england was in china
Once a girl in my history class asked if bonfires could get you sunburnt
once a girl in my civics class asked if you get paid to be a volunteer