peytonthehuman

We invented plastic that basically lasts forever and decided to use it for single use disposable things.

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned

Yesterday was the 2nd day of the 2nd week of the 2nd month of the 2nd decade of the 2nd millenium

18-year-olds are asked to make important decisions about their career and financial future when they had to ask permission to go to the bathroom only a month ago

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

THIS THIS THIS

You ever just think, like, what the fuck is going on?

the bots have reached peak relatable

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had