PEYTON.

Life comes at you fast

he was vacuum sealed

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples

This is the future tumblr wants

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

@wonderswoman

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

holy fucking shit

@punchmelouis

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

i made the mistake of reading yours