formerly known as joeyrection

My favorite grocery store cashier died a few months ago. I know this probably sounds like a bizarre thing to be sad about. Her name was Judith and I only saw her once or twice a week, and only while I was paying for groceries. But even now, months later, I think of her when I'm at the grocery store. She used to save the ends of receipt paper rolls when they only had a foot or two left on them and give them to me, which I never asked her to do, but the first time she did it she held one out to me and said "you look like someone who would make a craft out of this," and I laughed because she was right. I do save them to put in geocaches and letterboxes. Our small talk was about the weather and the weekend and aren't those cookies good? They're so expensive though. But it's worth it.

What's the most animals you can name until failure? (Linkie)

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Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Rick, whilst swordfighting:  My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Story concept: Amelia Bedelia vs the fae. There's no tricking her with confusing wordery because she takes everything literally.

fuck xmas if my mutuals are not there.