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remember to eat all of the delicious summertime fruits you can before theyre no longer in season. my final message. goodbye

#I made an incredible peach chipotle ham with peaches from my mom’s tree

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laguardia-terminal-b

Posting this for no reason

ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

#calling out my entire friend group I see

Get you a friend with ADHD and spending habits so bad he has to call you when he goes grocery shopping bc he needs someone (you) to keep him from spending his rent money on specialty tinned fish and espresso beans and Totino’s pizza rolls

#I spent $150 on a chefs knife today idk why he trusts me like that

jareckiworld

Sachiko Kazama — Babel (woodblock print, oil-based ink, and washi paper, on panel, 2019)

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My wife had to go to Portland for a week and a half and in that period of time I got a haircut, a tattoo, a job, and a whole new set of vocal stims

#let’s freakin go

Playing DND

DM: the portal takes you to a chapel filled with devils and fanatics. In the center is a strange, small woman casting ritual spells

The entire party: is the weird lady hot?

DM: *rolls a nat 1 on the hotness check* she’s horrifyingly ugly

The entire party: ok good

#the weird lady cast Dominate Person on some of us #those not under her thrall reminded the dominated that she’s NOT EVEN HOT!!! and that broke the spell #also she became better looking the more damage she took #by the time she was ripped apart by our Druid in velociraptor form she was the hottest person we’d ever seen

easel-eisel

"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

ttttherian

"no added msg" and you're proud of this?

#if you like flavor go get yourself some pure msg to use in your cooking #ppl ask me how my soup is so good #it’s msg bitch

cheaphalloweencostume

“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

parkchanwoohoo

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

doggirlpaws

#me playing expedition 33

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garadinervi

Kiyoshi Awazu, Contemporary Japanese Art, (lithograph), 1983 [MoMA, New York, NY]

frailbug

Last night I dreamt that Charli xcx tried to cannibalize me in a very homoerotic way

I fought her off but now I’m wondering what could have been

#she’s made it clear that she’s not bi so I was very surprised #charli xcx

This DnD session we:

Infiltrated a water treatment plant

Thwarted a mass poisoning plot

Poisoned the attempted poisoners with their own poison

Had a stolen yacht party with strippers & got raided by the cops

Polymorphed a towel into a tick in order to kill it & create a spectral towel for a perpetually soaked ghost

AND Our silly ass fairy druid got punished three separate times for constantly wilding out & derailing our plans/exacerbating bad situations/involving herself where she shouldn’t (one punishment involved my half orc berserker flicking her into a harbor full of poisoned water [which was poisoned BC THIS FAIRY WAS WILDING OUT EARLIER] while in spider form [trying to involve herself in a situation she shouldn’t have])

Oh also we finally figured out the Big Bad’s main goal (basically bring about the Age of Chaos)

#DnD #our DM really cooked with this one #not that she isn’t cooking every session bc she absolutely is

curatorofthisdigitalmorass

Hajime Sorayama

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cyborgized

Self-Awareness by Katsuhiro Õtomo

#LOVE katsuhiro otomo

My partner: starts cooking a pot of beans at 8:30 PM

Me: You’re being absolutely fucking insane right now

#she’s so daring #I lerv her

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