Petti Labelle

girl, i specifically told you to put your records on

i just love black women so much 😩

I'm in the war on fatness on the side of fatness

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

If a woman is evil it's okay, but if a man is evil, well I don't have time for that.

no amount of monetization or algorithm favoritism will have me call it unalive or seggs or grape

generally speaking if doing something makes an advertiser angry you should do it and keep doing it

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...