i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

is anyone else their father’s female son

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish