Grayson

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

sorry for acting gross perverted obsessed & deranged. it’s cause i am gross perverted obsessed & deranged

me in therapy