Carol/19/Virgo/INFP

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

the princess that could feel that pea through all of those mattresses was autistic

autumn is really like. i brought you some sunlight from when you were 10. didn't the world feel so bright to you then? i'll drench your hands in syrupy nostalgia, so everything you make is stained bittersweet. i'll ruffle your hair with an ice-kissed breeze--it'll be the kindest touch you've had in years. you finally feel like a part of something grander. i'm the last warm hand you hold before winter surrender.

life gets so much better when you realize that there are no rules. you don’t have to get your license at 16 if you don’t want to. you don’t have to date anyone in your teen years if you don’t want to. you don’t have to move out in your early 20s if you don’t want to. you don’t need to go to any social gathering that you’re not in the mood to go to. and you don’t owe anyone an explanation. sometimes you don’t wanna do something just because you... don’t wanna do it. that’s it. live your life how you wanna live it.

when you look for room or outfit inspos for too long and then you don't know your style anymore and what you like and who you are

doc ock milf form and dilf form supremacy

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

stuffed animals are just little guys theyre just little creatures

if camila cabello and james corden stopped traffic doing some dumb attention seeking celebrity shit while i was on my way to my 9 to 5 where i make less in 3 years than they make in a week i would think it was the universe giving me divine permission to run them over

why are people in the notes crying about this post. why can't you get down with a little hypothetical celebrity death fantasy every now and then. weak

the girls aren't fighting they're pressing their soapy boobs together