whatever.

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

this wholesome af 😭

😭😭😭

This kills me every fucking time

We need a Disney movie of this cat in a raincoat

@imanes

@specialestspecialist

Thats lit

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that”

//screams for years

abusive parent voice: its always in your best interest

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

WHAT

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK