Born For Greatness

IM DYING

This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website

why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

Lmao right

sure i’ll help! if you stop being wacky and ban all the nazis on this site

@staff deleting this post from ur blog wont make it go away u should kno this bcuz u literally made the site this way

some of you wont shut up including me

Ever wonder if Neil Armstrong told jokes about the moon but ended them off with saying “Ahh you had to be there”

Decorating space is art and decorating time is music.

no this is a sigil to summon a typographer

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

if u ever see a girl awkwardly trailing after a stray cat trying to get its attention that’s probably me