Sarcastic doesn't even begin to describe it.

[text: spidey pants & cat poisoner]

...Wade, you literally posted on tumblr “I want to go to Mexico and get tacos” before I got this text. But fine, what’s the reason then? What do you want to do in Mexico?  

[text: spidey pants & cat poisoner]

I’m a natural meme, I guess.  

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((Lili here to spread this around for us! So we can just cut posts again, haha. ))

I said I wasn’t gonna call you that just to keep my slate clean. P.S people don’t still use that, Bucky is just a silly little street urchin. 

I ain’t no street urchin.

Only a street urchin would deny being a street urchin. 

peterthatparker-333 haha street urchin! You’re alright in my book, fella. I guess him and I are fossils before our time. Or after our time, however it worked out. Say, I think I’ve read about you. A vigilante, right? In a red leotard? All I know is that if my future self thought you were a class act, I’m gonna trust that.

Vigilante - menace- hero all the same thing in this spider’s book. Ah- Suit, not leotard- though, it’s not far off from becoming a leotard if this heat keeps up. Wow, it’s going to be so lame to say that kind of means a lot to me. I looked up to  you a whole bunch as a kid- as someone who struggled with bullies and hardship I really connected with Captain America. Nice little sense of hope, y’know? Buck has a habit of finding really lame things about me on the net but I swear I’m much cooler in person. 

You can call him a piss ant. Yeah, you need to meet him. He’d like you.

Pretend you can see me getting really excited at those words because it’s totally what just happened. 

I said I wasn’t gonna call you that just to keep my slate clean. P.S people don’t still use that, Bucky is just a silly little street urchin. 

If you can fund the entire thing, then sure. 

Hell, yes. Momma’s going to Mexico.

Wait. Wait. That was sarcasm. There’s no way you have enough money for something like this. 

That minion balloon is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen- and I’ve seen a lot of things. 

If you can fund the entire thing, then sure. 

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