jasmin

every single person saying “But Jigsaw should’ve been the human!” is unfortunately blind to the fact that a muppet capturing and torturing people for their sins is infinitely funnier than a human doing that to muppets

cousin greg has actually come out to the roy siblings multiple times they just don’t care and never remember. when they were teenagers he told shiv and roman an entire story about breaking up with his boyfriend but shiv wasn’t paying attention and just thought he was describing the plot of fight club. roman was paying attention but chose to forget because he doesn’t like to remember gay people exist. one time they were high and greg told kendall he liked men and kendall was like yeah dude me too some of my best friends are men..........

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url

Doug Dimmadome's Dog, Dug Dimmabone

DOG DIMMADOME????

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

happy lesbian visibility day

this remains the single best piece of Avengers fanfiction ever written