'Tower, this is ghost rider requesting a fly by.'
'Negative, ghost rider, the pattern is full.'
'Take me to bed or lose me forever.'
'Show me the way home, honey.'
'So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?'
'Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?'
'Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird.'
'I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.'
'Whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?'
'The list is long but distinguished.'
'Yea, well, so is my Johnson.'
'The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.'
'It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.'
'You can be my wingman any time.'
'Bullshit, you can be mine.'
'Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first.'
'Well, I am going to finish my sentence, lieutenant. My review of your flight performance was right on.'
'I heard the best of the best were going to be back here, so uh...'
'This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned.'
'This gives me a hard on.'
'How come I never heard that before?'
'And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!'
'Listen, can I ask you a personal question?'
'I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out.'
'That son of a bitch cut me off!'
'That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.'
'They gave you your choice of duty, son. Anything, anywhere. Do you believe that shit? Where do you think you wanna go?'
'I thought of being an instructor, sir.'
'This is what I call a target-rich environment.'
'Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.'
'What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!'
'What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?'
'Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?'
'You'll pick up your RIO when you get to the ship, and if you don't, give me a call. I'll fly with you.'
'I will fire when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?'
'The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.'
'You fly jets long enough, something like this happens.'
'I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.'
'It takes a lot more than just fancy flying.'
'Bullshit ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes! Get on it!'
'You're not going to be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire.'
'You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.'
'That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.'
'Let me ask you something. If you had to go into battle, would you want him with you?'
'What do you mean, "it doesn't look good"? It doesn't get to look any better than that.'
'It's only been a few days.'
'You know, he just might not make it back.'
'Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!'
