it’s you and me

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

if i was a basketball coach i'd sometimes just tell them to clear a path for one guy to "do what must be done"

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

feeling like the health inspector

how can i get into someone's nightmares i have a message to send

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk