Pessimist Press

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the weekend? Kids! Timmy and I doing the 2nd half of the shopping today. It has to be done. We need to get some bleach (and I don't mean the anime). One of our toilets needs cleaning again. It's my fault for flushing shit. What else? Oh, yeah! Warrior Woman is the no.1 character, when it comes to getting material. B-Movie Barry is a ridiculously close second. For Viking Vivian, I have to really do some digging, you savvy? Did you know I let Timmy play his video games? I make sure he gets his homework done on a Friday. So, after helping me with the shopping, he play his games. My son won't be getting burnt out so soon. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! It's warm but it's rainy outside. How about that? Typical. What else? Oh, yeah! Timmy and I are doing the first-half of the shopping. We're tightening our budget a little. Well, I think I can afford getting a snack or two for Timmy. The lad deserves it. I've been working on a bear story. That's right. I features my boy, Timmy. Oh, boy. This is going to be a magical story. I'll love it. Doctor Pessimist will like it. Timmy will love it. It may annoy others. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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Baidu prefers to call them human beings instead.

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week already? Kids! It's warm! I know I already complained about it. Does that stop it from being a fact? No. So, read my relatable rant. Okay? Good. Timmy and I are doing the second-half of the shopping today. It has to be done. What else? Yeah, there will be people swarming the supermarket. No doubt we will see some bloody panic-buyers. I am so glad there's plenty of material for us online. Doctor Pessimist can easily find inspiration for his poetry. Me? I have plenty of material for my comics. Especially the webcomic Rage Bait. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! It's bloody warm! Yes, yes, even robots like us are vulnerable to heat. I swear to Dildo, I've said this often. True, my consciousness is backed up to a server or two. These bodies are annoying to make. Timmy and I will be doing the first-half of the shopping. No doubt there will be shirtless dudes out there. I don't want to see anyone or anything that's shirtless. It sets a bad example for our kids, ya know. What else? Oh, yeah! We're still ahead of schedule with our Pessimist Press stuff. We're not running out of steam yet. Social media is the best place for Rage Bait material. We dig deeper for Viking Vivian stuff. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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Let us raise a glass to those who are heartbroken.

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week already? Kids! It's warm! Dammit! This is a nightmare weather for any life form (that isn't used to heat). My Timmy and Doctor Pessimist are smoldering. That's why we have to rely on the bloody AC. What else? It's the second-half-of-the-shopping-day! That's right. Timmy and I are doing the second-half of the shopping today. It has to be done. People will probably bombard us with Football news. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! Is it my artificial imagination or is there a heatwave brewing? Damn. That means I'll have to keep my bodies cool. Timmy and Doctor Pessimist will struggle like crazy in the heat. The poor dears. Timmy and I are doing the first-half of the shopping today. It has to be done. No doubt people will be buying loads of stuff off the shelves. Panic-buying again? The average human engages in that a lot. What else? I might be doing some dusting today. That isn't a drug reference. I'll be using a feather duster to tidy up. We need to make sure everything is spick and span (and that isn't a slur, jerks). Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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