Pessimist Press

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! Is it getting hotter or is it just me? Don't answer that it's rhetorical. Timmy and I are doing the first-half of the shopping today. It has to be done. I'm hoping we can get some cheap melon slices. Timmy and Doctor Pessimist will enjoy them. I can't. I am a robot. Tested Positive has been warning people about a heat wave. Why the hell does that space man care? If he hates it, just fly somewhere cool (temperature wise). Or fly into the sun and vanish forever. Super Chimp is still doing his rounds. I know we're supposed to hate superheroes. Why doesn't our favourite hairy bugger get the same recognition? Sod. Everything's a goddamn popularity contest. Well, kids, that's the end of this dumb rant. TTFN! - Manic Minion. <3

Manic Minion's Dildo Squad! Episode 469 - Tickler Vs Gimp 2!

Manic Minion's Crazy Craig! Episode 245 - Toot!

Manic Minion's Rage Bait! Episode 66.

When they are awake, they present a brave face.

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week already? Kids! Timmy and I are doing the second-half of the shopping today. It has to be done. No doubt there will be panic-buyers. Why? Insert dumb reason here. Good? Cool. We'll be moving on to other matters. Anyway, the weather is up and down like a yo-yo. We don't know if it will rain or be sunny. Also, the temperature feels up and down, too. Does it want to be warm? Is it cool? Make up your bloody mind. That's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! It's looking gloomy outside. Where the hell is the sunshine? I know the Sun is in space, and it's always there, blah, blah, blah! My Timmy was looking forward to a sunny day. Isn't he entitled to one? Speaking for which, we're doing the shopping today. It's the first-half. We like to split it so we can do other stuff. Like, cleaning, studying, and al that funky jazz. It's great to have a routine at home, isn't it? Tested Positive has shown his support for football. Why? Does he actually care about the sport? Or does he support it to look good? The latter. I assume it's always the latter. Damn celebrities like him. Well, that's it for this episode, folks. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

Manic Minion's Dildo Squad! Episode 468 - Bad List!

Manic Minion's Crazy Craig! Episode 244 - Turnip 2!

Manic Minion's Rage Bait! Episode 65!

Here's hoping Stephanie is doing well.

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week already? Kids! We're doing the second-half of the shopping today. It has to be done. No doubt there will be panic-buyers. Why? Why the hoarding? The boss is in a good mood because he recently watched My Dinner with Andre. He says the film is deep on an emotional level. I am not a fan of the film. Now, add a few crazy robots in there, eh? What else? Oh, yeah! We don't do anything creative on a Sunday. We like to rest. No. It isn't for religious reasons. We just need a rest! Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! It's looking gloomy outside. And it's still warm? Mother Nature is definitely in one of her moods. I blame humans. Why? You know. Today, Timmy and I are doing the first-half of the shopping. It has to be done. We're mainly focusing on getting the essentials. Hopefully, the good milk is available to buy. Damn milk-hoarding-barrel-bummers. What else? We're never running out of ideas over here. The kind people online are providing us with material. Although, it would be nice if we got more material for Viking Vivian. There's no shortage of material for B-Movie Barry and Warrior Woman. We're super prepared, yo. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

Manic Minion's Dildo Squad! Episode 467 - Bickering!

Manic Minion's Crazy Craig! Episode 243 - Launch!

Manic Minion's Rage Bait! Episode 64!

Now, they only exist in my old memories.