A Handful of Idiots

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>> You watch as he climbs the tree with much more skill than you did. He must do this sort of thing a lot. Before you know it, he’s already at the branch where you’re caught. You wonder if it would be too much to ask him to rescue your kite once you’re free.

>> You give him a double thumbs up in response to his question and brace yourself to fall again, but this time you’re prepared for it so you don’t crash to the ground.

A'ight, get ready!

>> You cut him loose, and free the kite as well before leaning down to check on him.

>> You idly contemplate your new life as a tree ornament (Or if you’re really unlucky, a piñata) when you see someone. You sheepishly wave at him and nod to confirm that you do, in fact, need help. You point up to where your ankle is caught, then further up to where your kite is stuck. He can piece together what happened to get you in this position.

>> You clasp your hand together in a begging gesture and show off your most pitiful puppy-dog eyes. You really need to get down before any more blood rushes to your head.

A'ight, gimme a sec!

>> You make sure your shades are on straight before finding a foothold on the tree. You climb up as fast as you safely can, eventually reaching the branch he's stuck on. You take out a pocket knife and show it to him.

I’ve always wanted to try song adopts tho