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Perrie: what
Jade: we finish each other's
Perrie: sentences. it better be sentences
Perrie: if you touch my sandwich, I will end you
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Jade: I mean it's crazy
Perrie: what
Jade: we finish each other's
Perrie: sentences. it better be sentences
Perrie: if you touch my sandwich, I will end you

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Jade: how much do you love me?
Perrie: I'd move mountains for you
Jade: can you get me a glass of water
Perrie: let's not go too crazy
[after a petty argument]
Perrie: DID YOU SERIOUSLY BLOCK MY NUMBER
Jade: did you seriously get a new number to text me?
Perrie: OF COURSE !??!!
[at a romantic dinner]
Jade: *steals some of Perrie's fries*
Perrie: *quietly puts engagement ring back in pocket*
Perrie: *ignores Jade*
Jade: *ignores Perrie back*
Perrie: what the fuck ???

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[texting]
Perrie: what are you doing tonight?
Jade: working again :( *message not delivered*
Jade: you?
Perrie: oh I like where this is going ;)
Jade: pick me up
Perrie: i'm drunk
Jade: send me your location
Perrie: i love that song
Jade: no
Perrie: what?
Jade: having sex in the Louvre? WHY? and dont spout that cheesy "i want to pin you against the wall like the piece of art you are" shit!
Perrie: what if i want you to pin ME against the wall like the piece of art i am?
Jade: then thats a maybe
Jade: i'm gonna build a time machine
Perrie: [eating the last donut] what are you gonna use it for?
Jade: [eating the last donut] right some wrongs.
Perrie: i am never playing sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber
Jade: but what else would you do in the sims?
Perrie: TAKE CARE OF THEM
Jade: unrealistic

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what has the world done for me nothing what has jerrie done for me everything
Perrie: [gasps]
Jade: What is it?
Perrie: Is soy milk just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Jade, under her breath: ...What the fuck?
Perrie: Jade you are literally dating the most beautiful human ever
Perrie: AKA me
Perrie: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside of me will look as good as the outside
Jade: You what
Jade: You- we're going to the hospital
Perrie: Sounds good cause I think I'm dying
Jesy: Who would like to put the angel on top of the tree?
Perrie: I'll do it
Jade: PUT ME DOWN

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Jade: what are you doing?
Perrie: staring at you
Jade: yeah i got that, but why?
Perrie: my therapist said to look out into the world more
Perrie: and you’re my entire world
Perrie: mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?
Mirrror: you-
Perrie: wrong! it’s Jade. get your facts right next time.