Twisted fuckin cyclepath

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

fingering myself

puppy on head idiot

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

what do you mean my childhood affected me

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style