"World's Sweetest Bitch"

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

big fan of penis wrath myself

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

Elon Musk said on Twitter that now users had to use the word Pennies instead of Penis or they'd be permanently banned and I woke up with the phrase: "Your mom sucks pennies cause she can't afford penis," in my head.

a rare case of actually reading the url first and still believing it’s real because it’s entirely plausible