Finding beauty in the dissonance

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

happy unnecessary horse day