CAN'T FIGHT THE FRICTION

Well, it happened. I’ve been officially welcomed to McKinley High with my first slushie shower. At least it was cherry.

Red to match your hair, probably.

Today has been so great, guys. Aside from a rather… Rude guy earlier that called me a sissy most people have been really nice and welcoming to me. I even got this really pretty girl’s number. I might call or text her later. 

Dude, who said that? Point him out to me.

I move to college tomorrow, holy shit. 

Please think of me while I am drowning in Calculus homework and learning about the fishies. Heres to hoping my roommate is fucking awesome and my school year goes well.

Learning about the fishies? Dude, I didn’t know they let 5-year-olds into college.

Alistair: Chicago. You?

Spencer: ohio still. Columbus then cinci now here

Alistair: Just not at the party? Shame. I found someone else to make out with, though, so it's all good. Did you have fun, at least?

Alistair: Oh, yeah? Well, I could always say it in person at school. I'm sure we can find somewhere where you can thank me.

Spencer: yeah? who?

I don’t know about the rest of you, but rolling out of bed at 2 pm makes me realize how royally screwed I am when school starts. If I’m zombified for the first two weeks, just make sure I get in the classroom and don’t hit the wall.

Dude, I was just talking about this, and everybody was all ‘get on a healthy schedule, get in the habit’, all that garbage.

Well I made it home from dance camp…

At least school starts up soon, right?

Uh, congrats?

I had a student today who managed to trip over air and somehow twist her ankle bad enough she’ll need crutches, and then the mom spent a good half hour yelling at me like I’d personally ensured she got hurt. Feels like a pretty good way to sum up how this week is going so far.

Don’t worry, dude, it’s only Tuesday. The week can get way worse from there.

Two more days before school, and I’m already stressed out. That’s gotta be a record for me. I really thought I’d be cooler about going to a new school, but no such luck the closer it gets. Anyone want to do something?

Dude, what’s there to stress about?

MASON: Oh god no, if I got someone pregnant I'd probably cry. I haven't even won a Tony yet, I can't have a kid.

MASON: More uhm... More the first one.

SPENCER: yeah i hear having a tony is a prereq for fatherhood actually

Rachel: What exactly are you saying?

Alistair: Not sure how you got my # but I'm not complaining

Alistair: You're pretty hot, what can I say, blondie? ;)

Spencer: i know how to get what i want and i wanted to talk to you

Spencer: if you'd said so at the time i could've thanked you in person

Alistair: Not sure, I'm pretty new myself, but if it is, we're in for some good times.

Spencer: no shit man

KURT: Yep. Which is rarely a good thing. Raging parties are usually its downfall, but they are a pretty good source of drama at least.

MARLEY: I'm not sure lol but if they do I don't know how many more of them I'll be at

Dave: Mckinley does get pretty fucking intense. just trust me on that one.

Dave: Youre in for a treat.

Spencer: give me a for instance