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hey all i’m back but i’m also moving blogs – i’ll be at leoniids.tumblr.com from here on out. 

 reminder that i’m moving blogs and will be here @ leoniids from here on out

hey all i’m back but i’m also moving blogs – i’ll be at leoniids.tumblr.com from here on out. 

 reminder that i’m moving blogs and will be here @ leoniids from here on out

hey all i’m back but i’m also moving blogs – i’ll be at leoniids.tumblr.com from here on out. 

 reminder that i’m moving blogs and will be here @ leoniids from here on out

hey all i’m back but i’m also moving blogs – i’ll be at leoniids.tumblr.com from here on out. 

 reminder that i’m moving blogs and will be here @ leoniids from here on out

hey all i’m back but i’m also moving blogs – i’ll be at leoniids.tumblr.com from here on out. 

 reminder that i’m moving blogs and will be here @ leoniids from here on out

hey all i’m back but i’m also moving blogs – i’ll be at leoniids.tumblr.com from here on out. 

 reminder that i’m moving blogs and will be here @ leoniids from here on out

Vegan pizza

Bottom cuisine

Mariah’s cheat day

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”