Here comes the shit show

[A button badge that says "Vote Caine 2026 Tumblr Sexyman" I don't have the equipment (yet) to craft actual badges to throw at people but KNOW THAT I WOULD IF I COULD! The final day of voting for this round approaches and it's a close one. We can turn this around! WE CAN WIN THIS!!]

I know what people have said. "How can a man with dentures for a head be sexy? Who would want to bang that?"

This isn't only about finding him sexy. Some people do, I've seen it, but the contest is about much more than just that.

This is about whether or not he FITS the Tumblr Sexyman archetype. And it's about being funny. Tell me this pair of dentures winning would not be so Tumblr of us. I mean, Bill Cipher is a classic Tumblr Sexyman and he's a triangle. 😂

yeaghh,,, gay ppl

(i fixed the cropping so now there shouldn't be any annoying white lines ^^)

to claim credit for the work

of a contralto.

My 1st contribution to the donkario fandom (TY Mario Galaxy for getting me back in the building)

(borderless version below)

There may be a new DKMario (mariokong?) shipper in town ,,,,