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Oww. Owww. My stomach is cramping so badly. </3

Thinking about how cute a forgetful partner is. Having them tell you whenever they do things so you can keep track.. Oh, baby, you didn't eat yet - come on, go get something. Did you take your meds? No, no, you need to drink at least another glass of water before dinner. It's even cuter if they come to rely on this system completely, and time becomes putty in your hands. It doesn't matter that they just got delivered a months worth of medicine despite still having half of the last bottle - mama hasn't told them it's time to take their meds yet, and she has all of their best interests in mind, so they can wait a little longer.

I just saw how many people I follow and it reminded me to make this post/add it to my pinned - please inform me if I interact with anyone genuinely horrible. It's very likely I'm unaware, I don't get discourse much on my timeline.

I was looking through someones blog and my pc crashed for two hours. Maybe this is a sign that I shouldn't stalk peoples posts.

I love cold water. My water bottle kept my water cold the entire day I'm so pleased I was very scared it would taste bad when I took a sip. Everyone drink water. :)