maximum occupacy has been reached

wow i really wanna get crunk

This is important

I want a zombie

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

@grizzlywintz here’s the post I was telling you about.

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

Choke me

Don’t make me kinkshame my own vine

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

This happened to me in a mall in Texarkana

This happened to my friend with an Indian lady at the Alamo 😅

My shit

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

self confidence level: kelso