resiste

see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers I’ve seen here were for sure fake, but I’ve learned my lesson from “Mr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned alive” and “Palpatine fucks”

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay

…it was literally founded on genocide and slavery but k

protect her

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

Another reason thanos is stupid he could just go back in time to save titan.

Just imagine this dumbass going to the HR department on Titan and suggesting his plan to kill half of the population to solve a food problem. 

Thanos was the 1%

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat