𝑬𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈

KICKS DOWN DOOR

OBNOXIOUS BOOB WINDOWS

HIGH HEELS IN COMBAT SITUATION ( READ: STILETTOS. HEELED BOOTS ARE FINE B/C IT HELPS U STAY IN A SADDLE )

WHY DOES THE FEMALE VERSION LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT MALE VERSION. FIX THAT. DO NOT MAKE FEMALE VERSIONS OF UNIFORMS OR ARMOR SEXY? WHO CARES ABOUT SEXY IF YOU HAVE KICK ASS PLOT AND FIGHT SCENES ( read: game of thrones )

CHARACTERS DON’T HAVE THE ABILITY TO CLOTHE THEMSELVES, YOU AS A CREATOR ARE DOING IT FOR THEM. DO IT WELL.

please for the love of all that is holy and good in this world do not put saddle riders in panties or shorts. active = sweat and sweat + leather = UNCOMFORTABLE RASH

IF THERE IS METAL TOUCHING SKIN; YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. DUNNO IF YOU KNOW BUT FLESH, ESPECIALLY IN THE BREAST AND THIGH AREAS, IS VERY SOFT AND CAN EASILY BE CUT INTO WHEN METAL IS RUBBING AGAINST IT DURING COMBAT.

THINGS TO CONSIDER;

Gambesons are fucking cool

Chain mail is fucking cool!!

Covering up for combat is very practical and not enforcing some sort of sexist double standard when you’re fighting for your life. god dammit why don’t people think that? why do people think that female characters are being censored if they’re covered properly for combat?

Armor can be very pretty or very simple! Depending on the character!

They can have a set of decorative armor and armor for combat I guess! 

Please consider that they don’t wear armor 24/7 and can have other outfits?? If you want a character to be sexy do it off the battle field.

“Owww…..” Well, at least now he was on sturdy ground… he wasn’t used to world-hopping… especially not like the other three did. Speaking of which… Where was he? He took a moment to look up and around, before noticing the woman just a few feet from him. Oops. Uhh… okay, keep it cool… keep it calm… just get to your feet and walk it off… but… he couldn’t get up at the moment: he hit the ground too hard. Must’ve been odd to just… fall out of the sky like that. He hoped he didn’t break anything… though it felt like he did. It was okay! Everything’s okay…. though… was the girl now staring at him? Yep. It seemed like she was.

{ ༺༒༻ } ❝State your purpose!❞ the princess barked, approaching the one who lay on the ground. It was not often that someone fell from the heavens - nor did it seem possible, until now. Kamui’s mouth formed into a thing line, her eyebrows arching angrily. She truly had no time to deal with this - her mind was better put to use elsewhere. Like, helping Hoshido for instance, or keeping a close eye on those Nohrians.

VICTORIOUS.

‘ tonight we are victorious. ’ ‘ all my friends were glorious. ’ ‘ let me be your killer king. ’ ‘ it hurts until it stops. ’ ‘ my touch is black and poisonous. ’ ‘ I know you need it. do you feel it ? ’ ‘ drink the water, drink the wine. ’ ‘ we gotta turn up the crazy. ’ ‘ I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve. ’ ‘ I taste like magic. ’ ‘ Throw the bait, catch the shark, bleed the water red. ’ ‘ 50 words for murder and I’m every one of them. ’

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.

‘ it’s a hell of a feeling, though. ’ ‘ who are these people ? ’ ‘ I just woke up in my underwear. ’ ‘ I should probably introduce myself. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as getting out of hand. ’ ‘ memories tend to just pop up. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ll ever get enough. ’ ‘ champagne, cocaine, gasoline– and most things in between. ’ ‘ I roam the city in a shopping cart. ’ ‘ this night is heating up. ’ ‘ raise hell and turn it up. ’ ‘ If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe. ’ ‘ don’t threaten me with a good time. ’ ‘ what are these footprints? they don’t look very human-like. ’ ‘ Now I wish that I could find my clothes. ’ ‘ I wanna wake up, can’t even tell if this is a dream. ’ ‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’

HALLELUJAH.

‘ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. ’ ‘ Show praise with your body. ’ ‘ Say your prayers. ’ ‘ My life started the day I got caught. ’ ‘ the time for being sad is  over. ’ ‘ you miss them like you miss no other. ’ ‘ being blue is better than being over it. ’ ‘ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. ’ ‘ I love the things you hate about yourself. ’ ‘ just finished a daydream. ’ ‘ no one wants you when you have no heart. ’ ‘ I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars. ’ ‘ You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again, so let’s try. ’

EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES.

‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’ ‘ welcome to the end of eras. ’ ‘ dress me up and watch me die. ’ ‘ if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. ’ ‘ you just might see a ghost tonight. ’ ‘ And if you don’t know, now you know. ’ ‘ I’m taking back the crown. ’ ‘ I’m all dressed up and naked. ’ ‘ I see what’s mine and take it. ’ ‘ so close, I can taste it. ’ ‘ I’m so much more than royal. ’ ‘ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. ’ ‘ welcome to my world of fun. ’

DEATH OF A BACHELOR.

‘ do I look lonely ? ’ ‘ people have told me I don’t look the same. ’ ‘ maybe I lost weight. ’ ‘ I’m playing hooky with the best of the best. ’ ‘ I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall. ’ ‘ how could I ask for more ? ’ ‘ a lifetime of laughter and the expense of the death of a bachelor. ’ ‘ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ’ ‘ and when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had ? ’ ‘ share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sad. ’

CRAZY=GENIUS.

‘ you can set yourself on fire. ’ ‘ you dance on a tightrope of weird. ’ ‘ but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. ’ ‘ there’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes. ’ ‘ then I’m a fucking arsonist. ’ ‘ I’m a rocket scientist. ’ ‘ you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gonna burn. ’ ‘ you’re never gonna learn. ’ ‘ Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue. ’ ‘ other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice. ’ ‘ the cut of your love never hurts. ’

LA DEVOTEE.

‘ you got two black eyes from loving too hard. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. ’ ‘ just another LA devotee. ’ ‘ I couldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I couldn’t ever make you see. ’

GOLDEN DAYS.

‘ I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop. ’ ‘ boy, he was something debonair in 1979. ’ ‘ and she had Farrah Fawcett hair. ’ ‘ don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade ? ’ ‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’ ‘ time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away. ’ ‘ Right now our future’s certain. ’ ‘ I won’t let it fade away. ’

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE DIRTY.

‘ truth is that it was always going to end. ’ ‘ if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one. ’ ‘ And if you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name like the good, the bad and the dirty. ’ ‘ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. ’ ‘ there’s only two ways that these things can go. ’ ‘ how was I to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges ? ’ ‘ I got the final judgement. ’ ‘ you’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like. ’ ‘ but I’m not gonna think about that right now. ’ ‘ all our friends want us to fall in love. ’

HOUSE OF MEMORIES.

‘ the lonely moments just get lonelier, the longer you’re in love. ’ ‘ I don’t want to be afraid. ’ ‘ baby, we built this house on memories. ’ ‘ promise me a place in your house of memories. ’ ‘ I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would. ’ ‘ you were just too kind. ’ ‘ I was too young to know. ’ ‘ that’s all that really matters. ’ ‘ I was a fool. ’ ‘ those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me. ’ ‘ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. ’ ‘ will you remember me in the same way as I remember you ? ’

IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.