periodical rants

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

Support big thighs that arent “perfectly shaped” and tummy folds and chubby cheeks pls

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

single and ready to take a 20 hour nap

waffles are healthier than pancakes because they have abs

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it

the most normcore thing i can think of is playing as mario in mario kart

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

I’m going to reblog this again.