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*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

i hate 'memes' i think we should all kill one another instead

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

the fact that stars exist and we can look at them every single night for free just makes me go !!!!!!!!!!!!

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

it’s winter! we should all be snoozing in our burrows

The problem with having mental illnesses since being a child is that your whole identity grew around them and you have no idea who you really are.

So jeleous of birds, not for their flight, but for their incredible ability to see worms far away

drugs r just feelins u pay for

this entire website could be deleted right this second and i still wouldn’t move to twitter sorry

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!