Visibly Eclectic Verbally Challanged

“I baked you a whole frog..”

He’s not aware about the suicide pact but he does know I have issues.

Sometimes you remember Brennan Lee Mulligan and Izzy Roland are parents and you’re okay.

Uh oh.

Made too many “I’m gonna put this on the tinder account I don’t have” and a friend made me a tinder account. Jokes on them though someone said my eyes are pretty and that’s the one compliment that doesn’t make me feel icky.

Luigi was definitely checking to see if the snack wraps were back yet.

You ever just fall in love with two silly guys with clashing aesthetics who play chess in a coffee shop?

If he gets caught I hope he at least gets to pass go and collect $200

Kinda icky that you can’t die and comeback to you now at the turning of the tide

3am fluff got me messed up. Best time to be a lil’ silly tho.

I think I missed my calling as a door salesman. Like a failure door salesman who gets uncomfy saying the second half of salesman but also a chill person. Probably has a ritual where they test the vacuums on their arm but it just leaves them super bruised.

I can’t see the future but I can see timelines and they’re all funky weird.

Idk why but when I learned the bullet casings had sharpied words drawn on them my first thought was, “oh shit new banksy just dropped!”