We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

it's so beethover / we're so bach

I don't have any opinions about anything. Except now that you mention it--

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

My understanders will Understand me

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

what doesn't kill you makes you cry on public transport