A Leather-Bound Book

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

THIS IS IMPORTANT

USHER’S BUTTCHEEK

trl 4ev

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

this is the best comic ive ever seen

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

do you ever read something that is the literal Story of your life

I’ve never seen a post that spoke to me this much