Sometimes I think to myself, “Can you read my mind?” And then observe the room to see if anyone reacted as if they heard me.

Sometimes I’m so sexy I can’t even look at myself in the mirror because if I do I’ll see the shadow figure behind me and it scares me

This is even funnier when you remember Chuckie’s Jewish.

oh to b a elementary school girl’s clay creation.... so very small and very loved

as much as the world fails you, never regret having a good heart. 

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

is everyone reblogging this ok

no

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

heh… yeah, it is true. i have what professionals call “lousy stupid fucking bull shit” emotions on the regular.

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality