tired and pale

“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo

Lol Americans

Americans have literally no banter

why did u colonize 90% of the world

lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))

idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😭😂😭😂😭😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this will never not be funny

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

Huuuusband❤️

@jaegertango

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

new trend: scurvy

jor jor bonks

i posted this at 3am and i remember thinking it was the funniest thing in the world i was laugjing so hard when will i di e

cat cowboy: meowdy

Squeeze ya meat