I Think I Am Finally Clean.

THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING

Remember when everyone was excited and having fun playing a game that promoted exploring and exercising? God I miss it

Why aren’t there lessons in how to adult like I can literally save a person’s life but I can’t survive on my own in adult society.

Still true 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lol update: still haven’t killed myself yet (not for lack of wanting to or trying though), and bought the house and the car. Who’s winning now 😝.

in case you needed a reminder, because we all do sometimes: you are doing your best. you do not need to be perfect. you do not need to meet some unobtainable standard. you just need to be you. you are enough just as you are.

more ppl die from the regular-ass flu! you fucking racist cowards. 

Ok, but the way Mark says "Pookie" is literally the cutest thing!!!

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

WAIT A MINUTE

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

sounds like a dad to me

better than revenge is definitely problematic in a few areas but with that acknowledged and learned from, fuck damn is it a banger for the ages