All Things Perd Hapley

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Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home, and we just come and kick-it, breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s like the Lilith Fair. Minus the angst. Plus frittatas.

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“There you have it, a shockingly unshocking press conference, in which a recently unemployed woman said nothing of importance. I’m Perd Hapley, and I just realized I’m not holding my microphone.”

top 20 parks characters (as voted by our followers) 14: Perd Hapley

Leslie: Every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.

Ben: I’ve been nervous for 35 years.

April: Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.

Andy: Ah… numbers. The letters of math.

Ron: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I’ll die.

Ann: Brush your teeth. Now, Boom! Orange Juice! That’s life.

Chris: I try to stay a little optimistic… Even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Donna: Aw, I love how you just wear anything.

Tom: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

Jerry: My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Jean-Ralphio: 2029? That’s not a real year. By 2029, I’ll be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I’m not gonna be writing you a paper check.

Craig: No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

Orin: Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.

Perd: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!