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im obsessed

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

*sweating profusely*

photoset: someone has just asked me what detective conan is about

Unrelated to anything, idk when this started happening but every time I go to Kaito's Detco wiki for research (mostly appellations and disguises, not spoilers), his face is HUGE and it makes me cackle every time. HELLO???

reblog if you are STRANGE and OFF-PUTTING

Thank you for commissioning me!

And then you have Kaito, who was totally taught by Ginzo because there's no one else, which means he probably drives good, not too fast, and actually respecting the rules. (Unless he's Kid and escaping from the police.)

the way they treat him like he fucking died sends me every time