Moriarty the Patriot, a(n) (un)helpful guide for those who have not read the manga or seen the anime.
Moriarty Brothers' Edition
theater kid at heart, memorizes all forty works of shakespeare
tall, blonde, and gorgeous
kills bad people but regrets it afterwards
uses his big brain so much to the point he collapses into a four-hour nap
a villain who can deliver a monologue and still get shit done (when will other villains ever omg step up ur game)
needs either a long hug or eternal sleep
"smoking pollutes the lungs" still smokes anyway
advanced knowledge in mathematics like wow sir spare a braincell please
is aware of anyone pinching his cheek honestly does he even sleep
looks like he could kill you
can finish 52 glasses of wine, no shit
his body functions on wine
that murderous glint in his eye?
actually running won't do you any good he's probably already poisoned you
does not regret any of the crimes he's committed
has an obsession with setting things on fire
his nightmares are tea parties and women
try not to get on his bad side
he wishes for your silence
you just go with the flow and stay shut
loves his adoptive brothers more than his biological brother
MAJOR SLYTHERIN VIBES IF YOU ASK ME
binomial theorem's (overprotective) bodyguard
faster than the speed of light when it comes to stabbing and killing people
doesn't feel remorse about murdering corrupt nobles
makes sure that the moriarty estate is squeaky clean
makes the best meals and prepares the best tea
unless you're his enemy then that's an entirely different story
only ever smiles when binomial theorem acknowledges how good the food he makes are
any object automatically becomes sharp in his presence
if he sees it as a potential weapon to use for stabbing, then he'll definitely use it
his favorite place is the kitchen because that's where all the sharp things are
can actually see without his glasses
