Don't Mock the Vision

❛ You’re not the man I knew ten years ago. ❜

❛ It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage. ❜

❛ What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits. ❜

❛ I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go! ❜

❛ You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do. ❜

❛ Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya! ❜

❛ Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? ❜

❛ You can’t do this to me, I’m an American. ❜

❛ I can only say ‘I’m sorry’ so many times. ❜

❛ I oughta kill you right now. ❜

❛ Not a very private place for a murder. ❜

❛ Didn’t any of you guys ever go to Sunday school? ❜

❛ Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here. ❜

❛ Well, _____, at least you haven’t forgotten how to show a lady a good time. ❜

❛ I’ve learned to hate you in the last ten years! ❜

❛ We never seem to get a break, do we? ❜

❛ Oh, my friends! I’m so pleased you’re not dead! ❜

❛ Please, sit down before you fall down. ❜

❛ Now… what shall we talk about? ❜

❛ It’s a transmitter, a radio for speaking to God. ❜

❛ Your persistence surprises even me. You’re going to give mercenaries a bad name. ❜

❛ Look at this. It’s worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. ❜

❛ Hey, what happened? You don’t look very happy. ❜

❛ Shoot them. Shoot them both. ❜

❛ If they knew we were here, they would have killed us already. ❜

❛ Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing! ❜

❛ Hold on to your potatoes! ❜

❛ What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something? ❜

❛ Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist. ❜

❛ Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf? ❜

❛ You’re gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory! ❜

❛ I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer! ❜

❛ I hate the water… and I hate being wet… and I hate you! ❜

❛ What a vivid imagination. ❜

❛ You know how to fly, don’t you? ❜

❛ Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains. ❜

❛ There are two dead people in here! ❜

❛ It’s okay, kid. It’s me. ❜

❛ I had bugs for lunch. ❜

❛ I burned by fingers and I cracked a nail! ❜

❛ So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer? ❜

❛ I’m allowing you to tag along. So why don’t you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll? ❜

❛ Ooh, what big birds! ❜

❛ You lost today, kid. But that doesn’t mean you have to like it. ❜

❛ He chose… poorly. ❜

❛ I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up. ❜

❛ Our situation has not improved. ❜

❛ Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek? ❜

❛ And in this sort of race, there’s no silver medal for finishing second. ❜

❛ How dare you kiss me. ❜

❛ Dance on your own time, will you? ❜

❛ Unshackle me. I’ll give you a big hug. ❜

❛ You know, for an old man you ain’t bad in a fight. ❜

❛ One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die? ❜

❛ Good thing we’re not grave robbers. ❜

❛ I took Spanish. I didn’t understand a word of that. What was it? ❜

dragonageinquisitionart :

orchidbreezefc :

its that time of year

Can we make this a fanfic trope?

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

“really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

i used to want to save the world.

what one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you think.

i learned this the hard way. 

and now, i will never be the same.

where are you going?

a scorpion must sting, a wolf must hunt. 

what if i promise to be careful?

fighting does not make you a hero. 

war is nothing to hope for. 

can i see it?

it’s beautiful. 

you’re safe, and there is nothing you should concern yourself with. 

you keep doubting yourself. 

you are stronger than you believe. 

are you hurt?

i love her as you do.

you’re a man. 

don’t i look like one?

men are easily corrupted. 

is it true you saved his life?

you let this little thing tell you what to do?

you can either do nothing, or you can do something.

i am willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

who will i be if i stay?

it’s hideous. 

a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable. 

you’ve got to put down the sword. 

is there anything else you want to show me?

this is a terrible idea. 

who gets paid for honour?

i am both frightened and aroused. 

you should be very proud. 

everyone is fighting their own battles.

i may as well teach you how to dance. 

they call us heroes. 

i don’t drink.

we work well together.

now i see that you’re attention is, elsewhere. 

you know nothing of the gods. 

what i do is not up to you. 

you don’t believe me. 

what are you?

why are they still fighting?

they don’t deserve our help. 

we’re all to blame. 

it’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe.

i believe in love. 

i am not your enemy.  

i wish we had more time. 

i love you. 

you can save the world.