That's so ABSURD

i've defeated mental illness (took a shower and made my bed)

i've defeated anxiety (lit a small candle)

i've defeated stress (cranked one out)

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

gay

compelling argument

what does this say about victor hugo

no he was just french

R.R Tolkien?

autistic infodumping

Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

Because you said ‘one of the longest works of fiction’ I got curious to know what was the longest work of fiction. This is not how I wanted to find out that the longest work of fiction is a Super Smash Bros fanfic

prep is preventative, pep is what you take after initial exposure

Making myself hotter. To cope