Pepper Potts, CEO

As a personal technology protection expert.

*it looks incredibly accurate, way better quality than anything you would find in a store.  In fact - in fact close examination may leave one wondering if someone borrowed Peter’s suit and altered it to fit a smaller body with curves, but who would do something like that.  That would just be outrageous, and rude, people taking stuff from other people’s houses that doesn’t belong to them.*

Well, I think he fits into it quite well. *switches her look to Natasha* And wow, that looks…incredibly elaborate. *pops the piece of candy into her mouth* I suddenly feel somewhat underdressed.

Personally, I’m delighted.

*turns to Tony, smirking* Of course you are.

As a personal technology protection expert.

*it looks incredibly accurate, way better quality than anything you would find in a store.  In fact - in fact close examination may leave one wondering if someone borrowed Peter’s suit and altered it to fit a smaller body with curves, but who would do something like that.  That would just be outrageous, and rude, people taking stuff from other people’s houses that doesn’t belong to them.*

Well, I think he fits into it quite well. *switches her look to Natasha* And wow, that looks...incredibly elaborate. *pops the piece of candy into her mouth* I suddenly feel somewhat underdressed.

I dunno, she married the guy. Figure it comes with the territory, right?

Okay, then maybe we have a lifetime supply of guilt cake in the works. *laughs*

You’ve got a whole suite of fun things to try out. Shields, repulsor rays, extra-thick plating- you’re gonna be able to take a hit from the Hulk and stay standing. Anything you need, I’ll put in.

And if I take a hit from Hulk I expect Bruce would bury us in a million apology cakes for the rest of our lives. *laughs*

… You know, if you threw the fight we could split the winnings. 

Ooh, now that’s tempting. We’d never have to buy another dessert ever again.

Mmm, Banner guilt cake.

I can’t do that to Betty. She has to live with him, you know.

You’ve got a whole suite of fun things to try out. Shields, repulsor rays, extra-thick plating- you’re gonna be able to take a hit from the Hulk and stay standing. Anything you need, I’ll put in.

And if I take a hit from Hulk I expect Bruce would bury us in a million apology cakes for the rest of our lives. *laughs*

… You know, if you threw the fight we could split the winnings. 

Ooh, now that’s tempting. We’d never have to buy another dessert ever again.

Mmm, Banner guilt cake.

I can't do that to Betty. She has to live with him, you know.

You’ve got a whole suite of fun things to try out. Shields, repulsor rays, extra-thick plating- you’re gonna be able to take a hit from the Hulk and stay standing. Anything you need, I’ll put in.

And if I take a hit from Hulk I expect Bruce would bury us in a million apology cakes for the rest of our lives. *laughs*

… You know, if you threw the fight we could split the winnings. 

Ooh, now that's tempting. We'd never have to buy another dessert ever again.

Miss Potts, may I have this dance?

Mister Stark, I’d be delighted.

You have to keep your balance. Don’t look down.

This is going to definitely take some getting used to.

Use your repulsors to stabilise yourself, hands out!

I think—*wobbles*—ah! Okay, okay. I think I might be getting why you like flying.

You’ve got a whole suite of fun things to try out. Shields, repulsor rays, extra-thick plating- you’re gonna be able to take a hit from the Hulk and stay standing. Anything you need, I’ll put in.

And if I take a hit from Hulk I expect Bruce would bury us in a million apology cakes for the rest of our lives. *laughs*

Miss Potts, may I have this dance?

Mister Stark, I’d be delighted.

You have to keep your balance. Don’t look down.

This is going to definitely take some getting used to.

Use your repulsors to stabilise yourself, hands out!

I think--*wobbles*--ah! Okay, okay. I think I might be getting why you like flying.

Miss Potts, may I have this dance?

Mister Stark, I’d be delighted.

You have to keep your balance. Don’t look down.

This is going to definitely take some getting used to.

You think she’s sexy on the outside, wait til you see how she flies.

I trust you’re going to give me a run through of the how tos? All I really know about operating your armor is how to make the gauntlet fire a repulsor. That one time.

The armor’s gonna close up in a minute, and it’s gonna be weird so deep breaths. *he gestures to it and it starts to close* There’s repulsors but the primary focus is on protection, you’re not full of rockets like I am. You’re a defender, not a striker.

That’s good, you have enough rockets for everyone, thank you. Okay, I’m doing okay here. You get used to the weird, right?

*Pepper’s HUD lights up*

Hello, JARVIS. It’s good to hear your voice.

Miss Potts, may I have this dance?

Mister Stark, I'd be delighted.

You think she’s sexy on the outside, wait til you see how she flies.

I trust you’re going to give me a run through of the how tos? All I really know about operating your armor is how to make the gauntlet fire a repulsor. That one time.

The armor’s gonna close up in a minute, and it’s gonna be weird so deep breaths. *he gestures to it and it starts to close* There’s repulsors but the primary focus is on protection, you’re not full of rockets like I am. You’re a defender, not a striker.

That’s good, you have enough rockets for everyone, thank you. Okay, I’m doing okay here. You get used to the weird, right?

*Pepper’s HUD lights up*

Hello, JARVIS. It's good to hear your voice.

You think she’s sexy on the outside, wait til you see how she flies.

I trust you’re going to give me a run through of the how tos? All I really know about operating your armor is how to make the gauntlet fire a repulsor. That one time.

The armor’s gonna close up in a minute, and it’s gonna be weird so deep breaths. *he gestures to it and it starts to close* There’s repulsors but the primary focus is on protection, you’re not full of rockets like I am. You’re a defender, not a striker.

That's good, you have enough rockets for everyone, thank you. Okay, I'm doing okay here. You get used to the weird, right?

;[D 

You’re not about to the monster mash, are you? It is holiday appropriate, though.

So, speaking of Halloween, wanna check out your costume?

Happy Halloween, Pep. Meet.. uh, I don’t know what to call her. That’s your prerogative. Iron Maiden? Pretty cool, though I think we’d get sued.

Wow. Tony, it’s…she’s…*chuckles a little, smiling* pretty cool, yeah. *tilts her head, regarding the suit now with a thoughtful expression* Hmm, no, Iron Maiden would be a legal issue. Not to mention…I don’t know, it doesn’t quite fit her.

You think she’s sexy on the outside, wait til you see how she flies.

I trust you're going to give me a run through of the how tos? All I really know about operating your armor is how to make the gauntlet fire a repulsor. That one time.

;[D 

You’re not about to the monster mash, are you? It is holiday appropriate, though.

So, speaking of Halloween, wanna check out your costume?

Happy Halloween, Pep. Meet.. uh, I don’t know what to call her. That’s your prerogative. Iron Maiden? Pretty cool, though I think we’d get sued.

Wow. Tony, it's...she's...*chuckles a little, smiling* pretty cool, yeah. *tilts her head, regarding the suit now with a thoughtful expression* Hmm, no, Iron Maiden would be a legal issue. Not to mention...I don't know, it doesn't quite fit her.

;[D 

You’re not about to the monster mash, are you? It is holiday appropriate, though.

So, speaking of Halloween, wanna check out your costume?

;[D 

You're not about to the monster mash, are you? It is holiday appropriate, though.