Pepperoni Dogfart

The silliest form of transportation is the humble train because it kinda wiggles and shit

Yes, you need to check in with each individual person about their consent.

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

Hey Latin Americans do y'all know about French tacos?

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me

Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought

I hate this website

Like come on dude, you couldn't torture this information out of me

And does the honeybee begrudge the cow its willingness to part with its milk? Our differences enrich our experience of this beautiful world.

I don't need to take this from you tumblr user collaredbottom

Scrubs (also known as Bustas) were a type of Male Loser common in late 20th and early 21st century America.

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

“You can be mean to me but there are RULES about it” is the most Catholic thing I’ve ever seen.

I walked into that one

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so